5/9/2020

Last night in my dream I ventured to my old office to try and retrieve the rest of my belongings from my desk. (in real life the office has been closed for months because of COVID-19). So I coordinated with our office admin to meet her before the office opened to grab everything. However, on […]

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4/27/2020

Last night I had an unreal montage of dreams ranging from post-job loss stress scenarios to implausible college gatherings to familial drama. In no specific order: I was attending a college orientation somewhere on the west coast, either Arizona or… Montana, with my mom and family friends, in real life I went to college with […]

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2/6/2020

Last night I had a dream that I was in Dallas with Olivia and Luis and they were tornado warnings and I needed to get out and drive back to Austin but Olivia was driving and we were about to get stuck in a tornado it was literally like the movie twister and all of […]

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2/5/2020: Men are Trash

Yes, you heard me. Men are trash and I have, for the moment, completely lost all hope in men. Granted, there are exceptions, however the universe clearly has other plans for me, seeing as I only seem to interact with the shitty ones. Thank you universe for sending me trash. What does this have to […]

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1/15/20

Last night in my dream I had a threesome with Jamie Lee Curtis and her hot husband who reminded me of Dennis Quaid. We went skinny-dipping in my pool and then hooked up in my bed and then Jamie Lee Curtis bought me laundry detergent and washed my sheets for me. Then everything switched and […]

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9/20/19- Near Death

I was in Austin and at the park with puff but also working on my computer and my family was coming to visit so I took puff to the local gas station dog care place (because that’s a thing) to drop him off hole my family and I went out to dinner. I had to […]

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8/8/19

Last night I woke up (in my dream) from a procedure and my mother promptly informed me that the surgeons chipped my tooth during the procedure. I had to go to the dentist at the last minute to get my tooth fixed. My mom was driving me home from my previous procedure and did not […]

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7/18/19

Last night I was in… Colorado? or somewhere outside of Texas and I was in the nicest apartment/house I have ever been in at this extravagant party with my grandparents and they were teaching me how to behave properly… (even though I already know how to do that). I actually ended up spilling my drink […]

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6/22/19

Last night was a doozy. I’m not sure I will be able to describe my dream in full detail because most of it was trippy and inexplicable, but I will do my best. This is also just the tip of the iceberg. I know a LOT more happened in my dreams, but this is what […]

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6/20/19

Dreamed that my best friend Mallory was a superstar, like David Bowie. She was in a band and they were performing at Bonaroo in Tennessee. She was crazy good and I was there with my other best friend Sally and I was crying because her voice was so beautiful and I was so happy for […]

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