7/30/19

My house was on fire. Last night, I was in the house I grew up in on Cassamia Place in Charlotte. I snuck out of the house to go to a party at my neighbor’s (my neighbor in Dallas but for some reason he lived down the street from me). So, I drove to go […]

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7/18/19

Last night I was in… Colorado? or somewhere outside of Texas and I was in the nicest apartment/house I have ever been in at this extravagant party with my grandparents and they were teaching me how to behave properly… (even though I already know how to do that). I actually ended up spilling my drink […]

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6/29/19

This morning I got wet. I woke up thinking I peed my pants. Thankfully, I did not. I was in Austin at my sister-in-law’s bachelorette party with all of her college friends and we were preparing to go on an adventure of the alcoholic variety. The adventure we were embarking on involved one of those […]

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2/8/19

I was at Alex’s apartment and his ex fiancé was there and we were talking about all being in a relationship and alluding to having a threesome. Then I had to catch a plane and Alex was going to the airport too but I got there early (LaGuardia airport) and I was driving in and […]

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2/6/19

I was going to trivia with Courtney Chelsea and Candice. They all came to my apartment beforehand and and we drank then I told them to meet me downstairs so I could get dressed and then I took so long and had a few puff and put on my clothes and then I walked out […]

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2/4/19

Dreamt that Logan and Kristen had a baby and his name was REALLY long like Noah something something puff reddel. Then we were in some house and Kristen and I were making protest posters for something. Then Dillon stole Logans car from the towing company (because he was parked in my apartment complex) and he […]

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