2/16/20: day dream

Just woke out of a dream where I invited all of my coworkers over to hang out but fell asleep before they arrived and instead of waking me, they all hung out in the living room watching tru blood until I woke up. Then, one of my coworkers (who was actually my old coworker from […]

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Last night I had a dream that I was in Dallas with Olivia and Luis and they were tornado warnings and I needed to get out and drive back to Austin but Olivia was driving and we were about to get stuck in a tornado it was literally like the movie twister and all of […]

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2/5/2020: Men are Trash

Yes, you heard me. Men are trash and I have, for the moment, completely lost all hope in men. Granted, there are exceptions, however the universe clearly has other plans for me, seeing as I only seem to interact with the shitty ones. Thank you universe for sending me trash. What does this have to […]

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Last night I dreamt that I had to give up Puff. It was my worst nightmare to date. I think it was my mom who made me give up Puff and her reasoning was sound. I don’t remember the details but at the time it made sense to give him up because for some reason […]

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1/18/20: The Trifecta

Last night I had three nightmares and they are as follows: First I was in my old neighborhood running through houses and was scaling the fence at one of my neighbors and hopped over when this random Asian woman started speaking to me in Chinese and then said be careful ha ha. That house was […]

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Last night in my dream I had a threesome with Jamie Lee Curtis and her hot husband who reminded me of Dennis Quaid. We went skinny-dipping in my pool and then hooked up in my bed and then Jamie Lee Curtis bought me laundry detergent and washed my sheets for me. Then everything switched and […]

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Had a dream last night that I was on a road trip with Claire and we were going to Charleston but had to drive through Georgia to get there (from NC, so that doesn’t make sense). First we stopped at this fancy gas station in the Georgia mountains that was basically a small outlet mall. […]

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This one’s a doozy… (with little to no punctuation) Last night I dreamed that I was back in school and a G was throwing this huge celebration and there was like this whole festival going on and it was the whole school going and my mom was in charge of the entertainment and drinks and […]

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It’s been a while since I’ve written because thee minute I moved to Austin my dreams subsided. I used to dream of airports and endless wanderings around airport malls, however I no longer dream of being lost. The reason being (the only reason I can think of) I am found. Sure that’s cliche, but perhaps […]

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10/3/19- The Hawk

Last night I had a dream that I was back in my childhood house in Charlotte with my mom. We were outside trying to get inside but there was a GIANT hawk in the driveway blocking our path. The hawk was wounded and had a broken/clipped wing so it couldn’t really fly but it had […]

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