I HAD E DREAM I WAS FRIENDS WITH KRIS JENNER and we were drinking champagne at her house and I accidentally spilled on her nice ass rug but she still liked me then we went on a huge party bus with all the kardashians to somewhere in Europe and everyone was partying wearing wigs going crazy then this random chick made me get off the bus with her while it was still moving because we needed to stop some militia from murdering thousands of people then I really wanted this tie dye unicorn shirt these guys were selling so I convinced them to let me try it on then I ran away without paying then I was teaching these kids how to survive something I don’t remember and there were like four stages and they all passed and so I passed my evaluation then I was legit in the tundra on some mountain and woke up covered in sweat

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